Otherwise, My Whole Career Has Just Been

The Relationship Between Cathy And Mom In The Strip Is The One Relationship Drawn From Real Life That I Have Proudly Never Even Tried To Disguise.

The Biggest Change In My Life Is That I Now Have To Apologize For Being Thin.

I Have An Office In My House And One About Five Minutes From My House. I Worked Solely Out Of My House For Many Years, But Find, With Children, That I Have To Be In A Different Zip Code To Think.

Where's My Tax Form? Where's The File That's Supposed To Hold My W-2 Form And Interest Statement? Where's The Mileage Log I Specifically Asked Be Kept Last Year?? Where's The Monthly Check Summary? And Who's Been Stuffing Visa Receipts In The Aluminum Foil Drawer??!! How Embarrassing. I'm Surrounded By Idiots And I'm The Only One In The Office.

Men Should Come With Instruction Booklets.