Men Date. Women Have Relationships.

In The '80s, I Thought I'd Be A Success As A Woman If I Were The President Of A Billion Dollar Company, Had A Sensitive Soul-mate Husband, Two Bilingual Children, Buns Of Steels, And A Compost Heap. In The '90s, I Pretty Much Feel I'm A Success If I Can Get Through The Afternoon Without Eating A Cheesecake.

Men Should Come With Instruction Booklets.

All Mothers Have Intuition. The Great Ones Have Radar.

Men Date. Women Have Relationships.

My Heart Always Belongs To The One Who Doesn't Want It.