Originally, I Came From Texas, And We

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.

I Never Regretted Turning Down Anything, I Never Regretted Losing A Job Because I Always Felt Something Else Was Out There.

My Grandmother And I Saw An Average Of Eight Movies A Week, Double Features, Second Run.

When You Have A Dream, You've Got To Grab It And Never Let Go.

If You Want To Know The Feeling [of Labor Pain], Just Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.