There Were Times When I Was More

The First Time Someone Said, 'what Are Your Measurements?' I Answered, '37, 24, 38 - But Not Necessarily In That Order.'

I Never Regretted Turning Down Anything, I Never Regretted Losing A Job Because I Always Felt Something Else Was Out There.

If You Want To Know The Feeling [of Labor Pain], Just Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.

Words, Once They Are Printed, Have A Life Of Their Own.

Daddy, When He Drank, Just Became Sweeter. There Wasn't A Mean Thought In His Body. I've Always Said He Was Like A Drunk Jimmy Stewart.