Adolescence Is Just One Big Walking Pimple.

No One Ever Said Life Was Fair. Just Eventful.

It Costs A Lot To Sue A Magazine, And It's Too Bad That We Don't Have A System Where The Losing Team Has To Pay The Winning Team's Lawyers.

Adolescence Is Just One Big Walking Pimple.

I Think The Hardest Thing To Do In The World, Show-business-wise, Is Write Comedy.

What I Like To Write About Is Stuff I Know. I Don't Think I Could Write A Novel. I Don't Think I Have It In Me To Come Up With Those Kinds Of Characters.