Adolescence Is Just One Big Walking Pimple.

You Do Have To Love Your Kids Enough To Let Them Hate You. But It's The Disease That's Hating You, Not Them.

I've Always Been Able To Recount Things And I Have A Really Good Memory About Dialog And What People Have Said Before And This And That.

The Audience Is Never Wrong.

Have You Noticed That All You Need To Grow Healthy, Vigorous Grass Is A Crack In Your Sidewalk? Having A Baby Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

As Far As Sitcoms Go, I Thought Jenna Elfman In 'dharma And Greg' Was A Wonderful Physical Comedienne Who Had Great Timing.