Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

But I Don't Begrudge Anybody, Because I Know How Hard It Is To Have That Dream And To Make It Happen, Whether Or Not It's Just To Put A Roof Over Your Head And Food On The Table.

You Know, One Wonderful Thing That Came Out Of My Enquirer Experience Is That, In My Case, It Was Ruled Tabloids Are Magazines. Which Means They Didn't Have The Protection That A Newspaper Has.

In '57, I Got A Job At The Blue Angel Nightclub, And A Gentleman Named Ken Welch Wrote All My Material For Me. I Lived At A Place Called The Rehearsal Club That Was Actually The Basis For A Play Called Stage Door.

Celebrity Was A Long Time In Coming; It Will Go Away. Everything Goes Away.

It's Also Selfish Because It Makes You Feel Good When You Help Others. I've Been Helped By Acts Of Kindness From Strangers. That's Why We're Here, After All, To Help Others.