Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

What I Do When I Write Is I Just Write The Way I Would Tell It, So It Comes Out Just Exactly The Way I Would Talk To You.

We Don't Stop Going To School When We Graduate.

The First Time Someone Said, 'what Are Your Measurements?' I Answered, '37, 24, 38 - But Not Necessarily In That Order.'

As Far As Sitcoms Go, I Thought Jenna Elfman In 'dharma And Greg' Was A Wonderful Physical Comedienne Who Had Great Timing.

But I Didn't Ask To Have Somebody Nose Around In My Private Life. I Didn't Even Ask To Be Famous. All I Asked Was To Be Able To Earn A Living Making People Laugh.