Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

No One Ever Said Life Was Fair. Just Eventful.

I Don't Remember A Time When I Wasn't Waiting For A Scab Either To Grow Or To Fall Off My Knee.

What I Do When I Write Is I Just Write The Way I Would Tell It, So It Comes Out Just Exactly The Way I Would Talk To You.

I Have Always Grown From My Problems And Challenges, From The Things That Don't Work Out, That's When I've Really Learned.

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.