Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

I Love To Write. I Have Always Loved Writing. That Was My First Love.

I Liked Myself Better When I Wasnt Me.

Have You Noticed That All You Need To Grow Healthy, Vigorous Grass Is A Crack In Your Sidewalk? Having A Baby Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

Adolescence Is Just One Big Walking Pimple.

You Do Have To Love Your Kids Enough To Let Them Hate You. But It's The Disease That's Hating You, Not Them.