Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

We Don't Stop Going To School When We Graduate.

I Couldn't Get The Laughter Out Of My Head. It Wasn't Career. It Wasn't Even A Choice. It Was A Calling.

It's Almost Impossible To Be Funnier Than The People In Washington.

I Don't Eat Much Meat, Fish, Or Poultry.

No One Ever Said Life Was Fair. Just Eventful.