Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

But I Didn't Ask To Have Somebody Nose Around In My Private Life. I Didn't Even Ask To Be Famous. All I Asked Was To Be Able To Earn A Living Making People Laugh.

The First Time Someone Said, 'what Are Your Measurements?' I Answered, '37, 24, 38 - But Not Necessarily In That Order.'

I Have A Great Memory.

We Don't Stop Going To School When We Graduate.

Only I Can Change My Life. No One Can Do It For Me.