Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

There Were Times When I Was More At Home In Front Of Millions Of People Than I Was At Home.

Originally, I Came From Texas, And We Lived On - I Guess You'd Call It Welfare, What We Called Relief.

When You Have A Dream, You've Got To Grab It And Never Let Go.

As Far As Sitcoms Go, I Thought Jenna Elfman In 'dharma And Greg' Was A Wonderful Physical Comedienne Who Had Great Timing.

If You Want To Know The Feeling [of Labor Pain], Just Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.