Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

I've Always Been Able To Recount Things And I Have A Really Good Memory About Dialog And What People Have Said Before And This And That.

My Interesting Diet Tips Are Eat Early And Don't Nosh Between Meals. I Mean, I Can Pack It Away.

Celebrity Was A Long Time In Coming; It Will Go Away. Everything Goes Away.

Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.

I Think The Hardest Thing To Do In The World, Show-business-wise, Is Write Comedy.