Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

I Always Preferred Working With Somebody So I Could Look Into Their Eyeballs And Play Tennis.

I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul. It's Just Not My Thing, Though I Love To Listen To Jokes.

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

We Don't Stop Going To School When We Graduate.

When You Have A Dream, You've Got To Grab It And Never Let Go.