I Can't Tell A Joke To Save

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

Because Nobody Goes Through Life Without A Scar.

Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

What I Do When I Write Is I Just Write The Way I Would Tell It, So It Comes Out Just Exactly The Way I Would Talk To You.

You Have To Have Faith That There Is A Reason You Go Through Certain Things. I Can't Say I'm Glad To Go Through Pain, But In A Way One Must, In Order To Gain Courage And Really Feel Joy.