Optimization Hinders Evolution.

Because Of Its Vitality, The Computing Field Is Always In Desperate Need Of New Cliches: Banality Soothes Our Nerves.

If Your Computer Speaks English, It Was Probably Made In Japan.

C Programmers Never Die. They Are Just Cast Into Void.

A Year Spent In Artificial Intelligence Is Enough To Make One Believe In God.

Some Programming Languages Manage To Absorb Change, But Withstand Progress.