C Programmers Never Die. They Are Just

A Picture Is Worth 10k Words - But Only Those To Describe The Picture. Hardly Any Sets Of 10k Words Can Be Adequately Described With Pictures.

If A Listener Nods His Head When You're Explaining Your Program, Wake Him Up.

When A Professor Insists Computer Science Is X But Not Y, Have Compassion For His Graduate Students.

Adapting Old Programs To Fit New Machines Usually Means Adapting New Machines To Behave Like Old Ones.

A Lisp Programmer Knows The Value Of Everything, But The Cost Of Nothing.