If Your Computer Speaks English, It Was

In English Every Word Can Be Verbed. Would That It Were So In Our Programming Languages.

Syntactic Sugar Causes Cancer Of The Semicolon.

Optimization Hinders Evolution. Everything Should Be Built Top-down, Except The First Time. Simplicity Does Not Precede Complexity, But Follows It.

To Understand A Program, You Must Become Both The Machine And The Program.

There Are Two Ways To Write Error-free Programs; Only The Third One Works.