Opportunity Only Gives You Knockers Once.

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

I Wanted To Retire From All That, But I Guess My Breasts Still Have A Career, And I'm Just Tagging Along With Them.

I Don't Mind A Little Blood On The Ice When It's A Hockey Rink, But I Hate Seeing Blood On The Ice When It's From Baby Seals.

When I Did Tv Shows And Movies, The Studios Did Demographic Research. They Were Shocked To Find That My Audience Isn't Just Men Who Are Too Drunk To Turn Off The Tv After Football. It's Women, Too. I Don't Know Exactly Why, Other Than That I've Tried To Remain True To Myself For All These Years. I Have Gone Through A Lot, And I've Been Open About It. Maybe They Look At Me And Can See How You Can Grow Up, Have Children, Continue To Be Sexy, Get Married And Divorced And, Though You Grew Up Poor, Live The American Dream. I'm Very Blessed. I'm Happy For It All.

What People Need To Understand Is, That If They Are Eating Animals, They Are Promoting Cruelty To Animals.