Being Halfway Through My Life, I Think

I Thought It Would Be Weird Having Sex With Short Hair But Then I Kind Of Got Into The Mode.

My Dad Read The Bible Ten Times, And I Want To Do It In My Lifetime. But It's Definitely Tough Getting Through.

I Love Being Outdoors And Think A Tan Is Very Sexy. I'll Lie Out On White Towels Strewn With Pillows. I Don't Like To Hide Under Hats. If Anyone Knows About Spending Lots Of The Time On The Beach, With Kids And Dogs In Tow, It's Me.

The Rock-star Thing Became Very Destructive, Like, Wow. I Didn't Know What I Was Doing. I Just Kind Of Became That Thing. The Hair, That Rock-star Kind Of Lifestyle, Just Living A Dream. It Kind Of Took Over. It Started Out Very Innocent And Then I Turned Into A Cartoon Character. And I Started To Feel Like A Cartoon Character.

I Am The Ultimate California Girl, Which Is Funny, Being That I'm Canadian.