Sometimes When You Smile, It's Not Because

There Is More To Me Than My Boobs And My Boyfriends.

It's Much Easier To Have Nothing To Live Up To. You Surprise People When You Form A Full Sentence.

I've Been Married A Couple Of Times And Survived!

What People Need To Understand Is, That If They Are Eating Animals, They Are Promoting Cruelty To Animals.

My Breasts Have A Career. I'm Just Tagging Along.