Operator! Give Me The Number For 911!

There Is No Strong Beer, Just Weak Men

After Years Of Doing Impressions, Its Time For A Change.

To Many, Homer May Appear Lazy And A Loser, But He's Just Much Misguided. He's Boorish, Sure, But Well Meaning And, I Guess, The One Thing We Have In Common Is The Pursuit Of Lousy Diets.

The Simpsons Take Up So Little Time That I'm Able To Do Other Things As Well.

Operator! Give Me The Number For 911!