It Is Better To Watch Things Then

I'm Not A Bad Guy! I Work Hard, And I Love My Kids. So Why Should I Spend Half My Sunday Hearing About How I'm Going To Hell?

How I Imagined Myself Being 50 Is Not How I Am Feeling Now. You Think You'll Be Different, But I Still Feel Like I Am About 12 Years Old - Mentally, Not Physically.

Beer. Now There's A Temporary Solution!

Kill Myself? Killing Myself Is The Last Thing I'd Ever Do. Now I Have A Purpose, A Reason To Live. I Don't Care Who I Have To Face, I Don't Care Who I Have To Fight, I Will Not Rest Until This Street Gets A Stop Sign!

Sometimes The Only Way You Can Feel Good About Yourself Is By Making Someone Else Look Bad. And I'm Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves.