Go Ahead And Play The Blues If

Operator! Give Me The Number For 911!

If I Were Actually Homer Simpson, I'd Be Getting Scripts Out The Wazoo.

After Years Of Doing Impressions, Its Time For A Change.

Although I Don't Get The Parts In Films Or Other Television Shows That Would Be Befitting Of A Huge, International Star, I Don't Have To Worry About Walking Around On The Street Or Eating At A Restaurant. Occasionally, You Do Get Recognized A Little Bit. And That's Fine. Most People Are Pretty Cool About It. That's The Thing - It's Such A Low-key Thing That I Can Still Enjoy It And Not Worry About It.

It Is Better To Watch Things Then To Do Them.