Opening Day -- Or Opening Day. Depending

The Older They Get, The Better They Were When They Were Younger.

How Come Nobody Wants To Argue With Me? Is It Because I'm Always So Right?

Jim Pagliaroni Joined The Club Tonight And Is Going To Be A Welcome Addition. He Was Describing A Girl That One Of The Ballplayers Had Been Out With And Said, “it's Hard To Say Exactly What She Looked Like. She Was Kind Of Joe Torre With Tits.” This Joke Can Only Be Explained With A Picture Of Joe Torre. But I'm Not Sure Any Exist. He Dissolves Camera Lenses.

It Never Hurts To Apologize, Especially If You Don't Mean It.

You Spend A Good Deal Of Your Life Gripping A Baseball, And It Turns Out It Was The Other Way Around All The Time.