Statistics Are About As Interesting As First

We Were Like Farm Animals Compared To Today's Players Who Are Treated Like Thoroughbreds.

Baseball Players Are Smarter Than Football Players. How Often Do You See A Baseball Team Penalized For Too Many Men On The Field?

The Older They Get, The Better They Were When They Were Younger.

Statistics Are About As Interesting As First Base Coaches.

Opening Day -- Or Opening Day. Depending On How You Feel About It.