You're Only As Smart As Your Era.

After I Won 21 Games, I Said, "this Isn't That Hard Actually. I Can Do This Every Year For Maybe 10, 15 Years." To Tell You The Truth I Thought I Was Going To Be In The Hall Of Fame. I Really Thought That. You Feel So Strong, So Powerful Walking Down The Street. You Know You Can Throw A Ball Harder Than Any Man In The World, Or Certainly The Top Five. Sandy Koufax Knocked All Of Us Out Of The Box On That One, So We Would Think, "i'm The Second Or Third Hardest Thrower In The Game."

Jim Pagliaroni Joined The Club Tonight And Is Going To Be A Welcome Addition. He Was Describing A Girl That One Of The Ballplayers Had Been Out With And Said, “it's Hard To Say Exactly What She Looked Like. She Was Kind Of Joe Torre With Tits.” This Joke Can Only Be Explained With A Picture Of Joe Torre. But I'm Not Sure Any Exist. He Dissolves Camera Lenses.

You're Only As Smart As Your Era.

Baseball Players Are Smarter Than Football Players. How Often Do You See A Baseball Team Penalized For Too Many Men On The Field?

It Never Hurts To Apologize, Especially If You Don't Mean It.