One Should Never Despair Too Soon.

It Is Pardonable To Be Defeated, But Never To Be Surprised.

An Educated People Can Be Easily Governed.

It Is Disgusting To Notice The Increase In The Quantity Of Coffee Used By My Subjects, And The Amount Of Money That Goes Out Of The Country As A Consequence. Everybody Is Using Coffee; This Must Be Prevented. His Majesty Was Brought Up On Beer, And So Were Both His Ancestors And Officers. Many Battles Have Been Fought And Won By Soldiers Nourished On Beer, And The King Does Not Believe That Coffee-drinking Soldiers Can Be Relied Upon To Endure Hardships In Case Of Another War.

Everybody Is Using Coffee. If Possible, This Must Be Prevented. My People Must Drink Beer.

My People And I Have Come To An Agreement Which Satisfies Us Both. They Are To Do What They Please, And I Am To Do What I Please.