In Trying To Defend Everything He Defended

Many Battles Have Been Fought And Won By Soldiers Nourished On Beer.

It Is Pardonable To Be Defeated, But Never To Be Surprised.

As To Your Newton, I Confess I Do Not Understand His Void And His Gravity; I Admit He Has Demonstrated The Movement Of The Heavenly Bodies With More Exactitude Than His Forerunners; But You Will Admit It Is An Absurdity To To Maintain The Existence Of Nothing.

It Is Disgusting To Note The Increase In The Quantity Of Coffee Used By My Subjects And The Amount Of Money That Goes Out Of The Country In Consequence. Everybody Is Using Coffee. If Possible, This Must Be Prevented. My People Must Drink Beer.

Theologians Are All Alike, Of Whatever Religion Or Country They May Be; Their Aim Is Always To Wield Despotic Authority Over Men's Consciences; They Therefore Persecute All Of Us Who Have The Temerity To Tell The Truth.