Everybody Is Using Coffee. If Possible, This

Diplomacy Without Military Might Is Like Music Without Instruments.

God Is Always With The Strongest Battalions.

It Is Disgusting To Notice The Increase In The Quantity Of Coffee Used By My Subjects, And The Amount Of Money That Goes Out Of The Country As A Consequence. Everybody Is Using Coffee; This Must Be Prevented. His Majesty Was Brought Up On Beer, And So Were Both His Ancestors And Officers. Many Battles Have Been Fought And Won By Soldiers Nourished On Beer, And The King Does Not Believe That Coffee-drinking Soldiers Can Be Relied Upon To Endure Hardships In Case Of Another War.

To Your Care And Recommendation Am I Indebted For Having Replaced A Half-blind Mathematician With A Mathematician With Both Eyes, Which Will Especially Please The Anatomical Members Of My Academy.

Neither Antiquity Nor Any Other Nation Has Imagined A More Atrocious And Blasphemous Absurdity Than That Of Eating God. This Is How Christians Treat The Autocrat Of The Universe.