The Greatest And Noblest Pleasure Which We

Artillery Adds Dignity, To What Would Otherwise Be An Ugly Brawl.

It Has Been Said By A Certain General, That The First Object In The Establishment Of An Army Ought To Be Making Provision For The Belly, That Being The Basis And Foundation Of All Operations.

It Is Disgusting To Note The Increase In The Quantity Of Coffee Used By My Subjects And The Amount Of Money That Goes Out Of The Country In Consequence. Everybody Is Using Coffee. If Possible, This Must Be Prevented. My People Must Drink Beer.

I Think It Better To Keep A Profound Silence With Regard To The Christian Fables, Which Are Canonized By Their Antiquity And The Credulity Of Absurd And Insipid People.

Neither Antiquity Nor Any Other Nation Has Imagined A More Atrocious And Blasphemous Absurdity Than That Of Eating God. This Is How Christians Treat The Autocrat Of The Universe.