Once You Get Labelled, People Expect You

I Like To Read My Diary Occasionally To Remind Myself What A Miserable, Alienated Old Sod I Used To Be.

No One I Know Is Actually So Rude As To Tell Me I've Become Duller Since Having Children. But I'm Sure They Think It.

I've No Interest In Fashion, Shoes, Handbags, Or Sweaty Shopping.

School Was Great. There Were No Boys There, Which Didn't Really Bother Me At The Time Because I Had Two Brothers, So I Was Quite Pleased Not To Spend Any More Time With Boys.

Over The Years I Attempted To Make My Style A Bit More Relaxed 'cause The Initial Style You Couldn't Watch For More Than Ten Minutes Without Wanting To Kill Me.