Men Are Fantastic - As A Concept.

I Thought I Was Funny As A Kid. I Used To Play Tricks On My Brothers - I'd Tie A Two-shilling Piece To A Bit Of Cotton, Then Pull It Away As They Went To Grab It.

Once You Get Labelled, People Expect You To Behave Within The Very Narrow Confines Of That Label.

There Are Two Types Of People In This World: One Who Opens A Packet Of Biscuits, Has One And Puts The Rest Back In The Cupboard, And One Who Eats The Whole Packet In One Go.

Over The Years I Attempted To Make My Style A Bit More Relaxed 'cause The Initial Style You Couldn't Watch For More Than Ten Minutes Without Wanting To Kill Me.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.