Men Are Fantastic - As A Concept.

I Wouldn't Say I Was Organised At All. I Just Have To Prioritise. Is It More Important For Them To Be Organised, Or To Have Their Dinner, Do You Know What I Mean?

The Problem With Comedy Audiences - It's Like The Coliseum - When They See Someone Struggling, They Don't Feel Altruistic Towards Them. They Feel Slightly Repulsed By It.

I'm A Terrible Sort Of Non-fussy Eater, Really. I Don't Like Posh Food Very Much, And The More Ingredients Something's Got In It, The Less I Tend To Like It.

Everyone In Comedy Thinks If You Go To The U.s. You Become A Global Star But, Unfortunately, I've Always Been A Bit Anti-american - So I Never Did.

I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.