Once I Had The Attention, All I

I've Made A Wonderful Living Playing That Theatrical Character - The Professional Brassy Dame

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

Music, In The Past Few Years... Anything Singable Or Understandable Is Square.

Of My Four Marriages, The One To Bob Levitt Is The Only One I Don't Regret

I Mentioned That I Was Thinking Of Getting Out Of The Business After Call Me Madam. I Thought Maybe I Should Become A Homebody.