Once I Had The Attention, All I

If I Feel In Need Of Sleep, I Just Open A Book Or Turn On The Television. Both Are Better Than Any Sleeping Pill.

When I'm Asked How To Succeed In Show Business, I Always Say I Haven't The Foggiest

There Have Been People Who Have Tried To Take Advantage Of Me. They Want To Be Linked To Me Just Because I'm Ethel Merman.

The Only Things I Read Are Gossip Columns. If I Read Three Pages Of A Book, I'm Out Like A Light. When I Pick Up The Book Again, I've Forgotten What I've Read And Have To Start Over Again. By Page Three, Even If I've Just Awakened From A Nine -hour Nap, I Fall Asleep Again. So If Anyone Gives Me A Book, It Had Better Have Lots Of Pictures.

I'll Admit - I Was Honored To Be On The Cover Of Time