I Mentioned That I Was Thinking Of

The Only Things I Read Are Gossip Columns. If I Read Three Pages Of A Book, I'm Out Like A Light. When I Pick Up The Book Again, I've Forgotten What I've Read And Have To Start Over Again. By Page Three, Even If I've Just Awakened From A Nine -hour Nap, I Fall Asleep Again. So If Anyone Gives Me A Book, It Had Better Have Lots Of Pictures.

Cole Porter Had A Worldwide Reputation As A Sophisticate And Hedonist

When I'm Asked How To Succeed In Show Business, I Always Say I Haven't The Foggiest

My Beloved Mom And Pop Always Rated Tops With Each Other, And That's The Way It Will Always Be

At A Flea Market I Always Head For The Junk Jewelry Table First.