On The Continent People Have Good Food;

Many Continentals Think Life Is A Game; The English Think Cricket Is A Game.

English Humor Resembles The Loch Ness Monster In That Both Are Famous But There Is A Strong Suspicion That Neither Exists.

A Dog Will Flatter You But You Have To Flatter The Cat.

The Poor Americans Are So Busy Defending The Rights Of Hindus In Pakistan, Moslems In India, Jews In Palestine, Koreans In Japan, Italians In Yugoslavia And Hungarians In Czechoslovakia That They Simply Cannot Give A Thought To Negroes In The United States.

Israel Also Deprived The World Of Its Chance Of Shedding Tears Of Genuine Sympathy Over Her Destruction. The World Resents This; It Likes To Feel Noble And Sympathetic.