The British Are Brave People. They Can

There Are Many Non-intellectual Countries; Australia Is One Of The Few Anti-intellectual Ones.

A Dog Will Flatter You But You Have To Flatter The Cat.

To Have Created A Welfare State Was A Great Achievement; But We Must Go On To Create A Welfare Planet.

Continental People Have A Sex Life; The English Have Hot-water Bottles.

In The Field Of Snobbery, Australia Is An Underdeveloped Country; Even A Few British Ex-colonies, Regarded As Under Developed In All Other Respects, Could Export A Great Deal Of Snobbery To Australia And Still Have Enough To Spare For Their Own, Internal Needs.