Continental People Have A Sex Life; The

The British Are Proud Of Their Ability To Create A Muddle And Then Muddle Through All Difficulties. I Must Shake The British Pride: Muddle Is Not An Exclusively British Institution. Read Descriptions, For Instance, Of The Over-organized, Wonderfully Systematic And "thorough" German War Machine During The Last War.

Tel-aviv Airport Is Still The Only Airport In The World Where Each Passenger Is Met By Ten Relatives.

Television Is Of Great Educational Value. It Teaches You While Still Young How To (a) Kill, (b) Rob, (c) Embezzle, (d) Shoot, (e) Poison, And, Generally Speaking, (f) How To Grow Up Into A Wild West Outlaw Or Gangster By The Time You Leave School.

You Must Not Refuse Any Additional Cups Of Tea Under The Following Circumstances: If It Is Hot; If It Is Cold; If You Are Tired; If Anybody Thinks That You Might Be Tired; If You Are Nervous; If You Are Gay; Before You Go Out; If You Are Out; If You Have Just Returned Home; If You Feel Like It; If You Do Not Feel Like It; If You Have Had No Tea For Some Time; If You Have Just Had A Cup.

A Criminal May Improve And Become A Decent Member Of Society. A Foreigner Cannot Improve. Once A Foreigner, Always A Foreigner. There Is No Way Out For Him.