Many Continentals Think Life Is A Game;

Israelis Keep Teaching You Your Own Business. God Knows Everything But The Israelis Know Everything Better.

Tel-aviv Airport Is Still The Only Airport In The World Where Each Passenger Is Met By Ten Relatives.

The Trouble With Tea Is That Originally It Was Quite A Good Drink. So A Group Of The Most Eminent British Scientists Put Their Heads Together And Made Complicated Biological Experiments To Find A Way Of Spoiling It. To The Eternal Glory Of British Science, Their Labour Bore Fruit.

Long Before The Word Zionism Was Uttered For The First Time, Old Religious Jews Came From All Over The World To Die In Jerusalem. It Is The Finest Place To Die In - It Has Always Been Acknowledged. It Has A Joie De Mourir Quite Its Own.

When A Wicked And Unworthy Subject Annoyed The Sultan Of Turkey Or The Czar Of Russia, He Had His Head Cut Of Without Much Ceremony; But When The Same Happened In England, The Monarch Declared : "we Are Not Amused".