People On The Continent Either Tell You

Bad English Was The Second Language Of Israel And Bad Hebrew, Of Course, Remained The National Language.

The British Suffer From A Most Unfortunate Superiority Complex - Unjustified Even Under Victoria And Most Certainly Hopelessly Out-of-date Today.

You Must Not Refuse Any Additional Cups Of Tea Under The Following Circumstances: If It Is Hot; If It Is Cold; If You Are Tired; If Anybody Thinks That You Might Be Tired; If You Are Nervous; If You Are Gay; Before You Go Out; If You Are Out; If You Have Just Returned Home; If You Feel Like It; If You Do Not Feel Like It; If You Have Had No Tea For Some Time; If You Have Just Had A Cup.

The British Are Proud Of Their Ability To Create A Muddle And Then Muddle Through All Difficulties. I Must Shake The British Pride: Muddle Is Not An Exclusively British Institution. Read Descriptions, For Instance, Of The Over-organized, Wonderfully Systematic And "thorough" German War Machine During The Last War.

The English Have No Soul; They Have The Understatement Instead.