Foreigners Have Souls; The English Haven't.

The Art Of Conversation Could Not Die In Australia; It Never Lived. Television Did Not Kill It; There Was Nothing There To Kill.

I Have Often Thought That The Aim Of Port Is To Give You A Good And Durable Hangover, So That During The Next Day You Should Be Reminded Of The Splendid Occasion The Night Before.

American Radio Is The Reverse Of The Shakespearean Stage. In Shakespeare's Time The World's Greatest Dramas Were Acted With The Most Primitive Technical Arrangements; On The American Air The World's Most Primitive Writing Is Performed Under Perfect Technical Conditions.

Bad English Was The Second Language Of Israel And Bad Hebrew, Of Course, Remained The National Language.

A Couple From Sydney Or Melbourne Might Leave On The Same Day For Their Holiday: The Wife Might Go Sun-bathing At Surfers Paradise, In Queensland, The Husband Ski-ing In The Snowy Mountains. A Lucky Country.