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The Art Of Conversation Could Not Die In Australia; It Never Lived. Television Did Not Kill It; There Was Nothing There To Kill.

Many Continentals Think Life Is A Game; The English Think Cricket Is A Game.

If It Is Gay, Ribald And Lascivious Night-life You Are After, Israel Is Not The Place For You. The Night Clubs You Do Find Are Nearer In Spirit To A Ymca Than To Dens Of Iniquity.

Once You Start Buying First Aid Kits You Start Having Accidents.

Nobody Uses His Car In New York, Because So Many People Use It That Traffic Is Congested And Unbearably Slow.