Okay, Take A Deep Breath, I Told

You're A Magnet For Mess. I've Never Seen Anything Like It. Lula To Stephanie

Any Intelligent Woman Would Have Made A Dignified Retreat, But This Was New Jersey, Where Dignity Always Runs A Poor Second To The Pleasure Of Getting In Someone's Face.

I Write To Entertain. When People Read One Of My Books I Want Them To Finish With A Smile On Their Faces, Feeling A Little Bit Better About Themselves And The People In Their Lives.

Okay, Take A Deep Breath, I Told Myself. Don't Go All Hormonal. Get The Facts Straight. Have A Mental Doughnut.

Looks Like You're On A Roll. This Is The Second Car You've Toasted This Week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six