You're Such A Cupcake.

Tastykakes Are Just Another Of The Many Advantages Of Living In Jersey. They’re Made In Philly And Shipped To Trenton In All Their Fresh Squishiness. I Read Once That 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets Are Baked Every Day. And Not A Heck Of A Lot Of Them Find Their Way To New Hampshire. All That Snow And Scenery And What Good Does It Do You Without Tastykakes?

I Disconnected And Made A Mental Note Not To Call Tank Unless I Was Bleeding Profusely, And He Was The Only Other Person On Earth.

It Was Dark And Raining, With Bad Visibility, But This Was Jersey, And We Don't Slow Down For Anything.

Are You Telling Me You Think Ranger's A Superhero?' Think About It. We Don't Know Where He Lives. We Don't Know Anything About Him.' Superheroes Are Make-believe.' Oh Yeah?' Lula Said. 'what About God?

I Got Out Of The Tub And Had To Squelch A Scream When I Saw My Reflection In The Vanity Mirror. My Hair Looked Like It Had Taken 2000 Volts And Been Spray Starched