These Are Desparate Times." - Stephanie Plum

That's One Of The Things I Like About Mary Lou. She's Willing To Believe The Worst About Anyone.

One Of The Men Gave Butch A Bunch Of Volts With A Stun Gun. The Rangeman Didn’t Move Fast Enough, And Butch Grabbed The Gun And Threw It Across The Room. “hunh,” Rangeman Guy Said. “yeah,” I Said. “been There, Done That.” “are You Sure He’s Human?” “maybe You Could Hook A Chain To The Flexicuffs On His Ankles And Drag Him Behind Your Car,” I Said. “we Tried That Once, And Ranger Didn’t Like It,” The Guy Said. “you Do Something Twice That Ranger Doesn’t Like, And You’re Out Of A Job And Damaged.

You're Going To Find This Hard To Believe, But Cops Aren't Required To Carry Emergency Condoms." Joe Morelli

You Know What This Is?" Lula Said. "this Here's Plane Rage." Plane Rage Isn't Allowed. It Got Taken Off The Allowed Activities List Along With Eating. If You Make A Scene They'll Hual You Off In Leg Irons." Stephanie Said. I'm Tired Of Being Stapped In Here, Too," Lula Said. "this Seat Belt's Too Tight And It's Giving Me Gas." Anything Else?" There's No Movie.

I Knew There Were No Such Things As Death Cooties. Unfortunately, That's An Intellectual Fact. And Death Cooties Are An Emotional Reality.