These Are Desparate Times." - Stephanie Plum

Ranger Removed My Goggles "would You Like To Come Home With Me?" I Stepped Away From Him. "thank You For The Offer, But No. I'm Done With Men." Ranger Smiled. "forever?" "until I Figure Some Things Out." "and If You Don't Figure Them Out?" "if I Can't Figure Them Out On My Own, I'll Ask You To Help Me." "babe, That's Like The Blind Leading The Blind.

Some People Learn From Books, Some Listen To The Advice Of Others, Some Learn From Mistakes. I Fit Into The Last Category. So Sue Me.

The Way I See It, Life Is A Jelly Doughnut. You Don't Really Know What It's About Until You Bite Into It. And Then, Just When You Decided It's Good, You Drop A Big Glob Of Jelly On Your Best T-shirt.

Does Your Mother Know That You're Carrying A Gun? I'm Going To Tell Her. I'm Going To Call And Tell Her Right Now." Joe Morelli's Mom

I Buy Wine According To The Bottle Design. After I Get Down The First Glass It All Tastes Okay To Me So I Figure You Go For Something Classy To Look At On The Table