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Are You Telling Me You Think Ranger's A Superhero?' Think About It. We Don't Know Where He Lives. We Don't Know Anything About Him.' Superheroes Are Make-believe.' Oh Yeah?' Lula Said. 'what About God?

I Really Wouldn't Classify The Books As Mysteries. I Prefer To Say That They're Adventures.

The Golden Years Are For Pussies. We Went Straight To Brass.

I Rushed Us Out Of Your Parents' House Because I Didn't Think I Could Manage Two Hours At The Dinner Table With Everyone Focused On Joe Loosey's Joystick Sitting In The Refrigerator Next To The Applesauce.

Cracker Jacks Don't Count As Junk Food Because They're Corn And Peanuts, Which We Know To Be High In Nutrition. And They Have A Prize Inside.