Only Men You Can Count On These

Babe," Ranger Said. "you're Looking A Little Strung Out. Is There Anything I Should Know?" I'm On A Sugar Withdrawal. I've Given Up Desert And It's All I Can Think About." That Had Been True Five Minutes Ago. Now That Ranger Was Standng In Front Of Me I Was Thinking A Cupcake Wasn't What I Actually Needed. Maybe I Can Help You Get Your Mind Off Doughnuts," Ranger Said. My Mouth Dropped Open, And I Think Some Drool Might Have Dribbled Out.

Since I Write In First Person And Have No Idea What Goes On In Men's Heads.

If She Wasn't Your Grandmother I'd Shoot Her." Ranger

I Disconnected And Made A Mental Note Not To Call Tank Unless I Was Bleeding Profusely, And He Was The Only Other Person On Earth.

I'd Hate To List Our Specialties. Wreck Cars, Eat Doughnuts, Create Mayhem.