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This Is War,' I Yelled Through The Door. Lucky For Me,' Morelli Said. 'i Give Good War.

Lula's Borderline Too Much Of A Good Thing In Lots Of Ways. It Isn't Exactly That Lula Is Fat; It's More That She's Too Short For Her Weight And Her Clothes Are Too Small For The Volume Of Flesh She Carries.

Ranger Appeared In The Bathroom Doorway And I Was Too Relieved To Be Embarrassed. "i Appreciate You Coming Out In The Middle Of The Night," I Said. Ranger Smiled. "i Didn't Want To Miss Seeing You Chained Up Naked.

When Something Needs To Be Ironed I Put It In The Ironing Basket. If A Year Goes By And The Item Is Still In The Basket I Throw The Item Away. This Is A Good System Since Eventually I End Up Only With Clothes That Don’t Need Ironing.

I Buy Wine According To The Bottle Design. After I Get Down The First Glass It All Tastes Okay To Me So I Figure You Go For Something Classy To Look At On The Table