I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

The Idiot Who Invented Instant Grits Also Thought Of Frozen Fried Chicken, And They Ought To Lock Him Up Before He Tries To Freeze-dry Collards.