Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.