Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.

Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.