Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.

"have You Done Your Homework?" My Mother Would Ask. "i'll Do It Later." "you Will Do It Now, Young Man. I Don't Want You Winding Up On The Third Shift At Flagg-utica." Flagg-utica Was A Local Textile Plant. Somehow, I Never Could Figure How Failing To Read Three Chapters In My Geography Book About The Various Sorts Of Vegetation To Be Found In A Tropical Rain Forest Had Anything To Do With Facing A Life As A Mill Hand. But With Enough Guilt And Fear As Catalysts, You Can Read Anything, Even Geography Books And Deuteronomy.