Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.