Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.