Of Course, It Has Never Paid Much.

Imagine Wasting All That Perfectly Good Anger On Paranoid Fantasies. Not Since Emily Litella Got Upset About "soviet Jewelry" Has There Been Such A Waste Of Anger. You Will Notice A Certain Theme To These Emily Litella Moments. Behind Them All Is A Touching Faith That Someone, Somewhere Is Actually In Charge Of What's Happening - A Proposition I Beg Leave To Doubt.

Rank Imperialism And Warmongering Are Not American Traditions Or Values. We Do Not Need To Dominate The World.

Although It Is True That Only About 20 Percent Of American Workers Are In Unions, That 20 Percent Sets The Standards Across The Board In Salaries, Benefits And Working Conditions. If You Are Making A Decent Salary In A Non-union Company, You Owe That To The Unions. One Thing That Corporations Do Not Do Is Give Out Money Out Of The Goodness Of Their Hearts.

My Friend Mercedes Pena Made Me Get In Touch With My Emotions Just Before I Had A Breast Cut Off. Just As I Suspected, They Were Awful. "how Do You Latinas Do This All The Time In Touch With Your Emotions?" I Asked Her. "that's Why We Take Siestas," She Replied.

I Am Not Anti-gun. I'm Pro-knife. Consider The Merits Of The Knife. In The First Place, You Have To Catch Up With Someone In Order To Stab Him. A General Substitution Of Knives For Guns Would Promote Physical Fitness. We'd Turn Into A Whole Nation Of Great Runners. Plus, Knives Don't Ricochet. And People Are Seldom Killed While Cleaning Their Knives.