I Prefer Someone Who Burns The Flag

I Know: "guns Don't Kill People." But I Suspect That They Have Something To Do With It. If You Point Your Finger At Someone And Say, "bang, Bang, You're Dead," Not Much Actually Happens.

During A Recent Panel On The Numerous Failures Of American Journalism, I Proposed That Almost All Stories About Government Should Begin: “look Out! They're About To Smack You Around Again!

Satire Is Traditionally The Weapon Of The Powerless Against The Powerful. I Only Aim At The Powerful. When Satire Is Aimed At The Powerless, It Is Not Only Cruel -- It's Vulgar.

What You Need Is Sustained Outrage...there's Far Too Much Unthinking Respect Given To Authority.

I Believe All Southern Liberals Come From The Same Starting Point--race. Once You Figure Out They Are Lying To You About Race, You Start To Question Everything.