Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had

If There's Anything Worse Than Being 16, It's Having Parents Visibly Reliving Their Own Teenage Years In Your Anguished Presence.

Being Blonde Means People Decide On Sight That You Are Much Prettier And Nicer Than You Really Are, Just As Americans Automatically Add 10 Points To Someone's Iq When They Hear An English Accent. Fact.

I Want 'the Lady' Magazine To Be Restored To Its Traditional Place In The Pantheon Of Weekly Magazines.

Being Boring Is Just Wrong, Isn't It? You Wouldn't Have Got Anywhere Being Boring.

Don't Worry About Never Having Time To Write. Just Write What You Can In The Time You Do Have And Give Yourself A Big Clap On The Back, Followed By A Double Latte And A Blueberry Muffin.