I'd Like To See Women Get On

Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had To Compete For Attention, You See.

English People Are Famous For Never Speaking Out But Only Saying What They Really Feel About You Behind Your Back. Americans Believe The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is A Straight Line. I Like Exploring Those, Er, Differences In National Snippiness.

Don't Worry About Never Having Time To Write. Just Write What You Can In The Time You Do Have And Give Yourself A Big Clap On The Back, Followed By A Double Latte And A Blueberry Muffin.

I Think Everyone Can Recognize The One-upmanship And The Competition That Go On Wherever You Are, Especially Among Groups Where The Women Don't Have To Hold Down Office Jobs And Instead Get In A Total Snit About Who Won The Longest Carrot Contest Or Took First Prize For Summer Chutney In The August Fete.

Being Blonde Means People Decide On Sight That You Are Much Prettier And Nicer Than You Really Are, Just As Americans Automatically Add 10 Points To Someone's Iq When They Hear An English Accent. Fact.