Oddly Enough, Ms Has Made My Life

I Was In An Acting Class Taught By Eric Morris, And Jack Nicholson Was In The Class. He Wrote The Script For 'head', So All Of Us In The Class Got Little Tiny Parts In The Movie.

Someday They May Cure Ms, That Idiot Thing. It Gets In There And They Can't Get It Out.

Any Movie I've Ever Made, The Minute You Walk On The Set They Tell You Who's The Person To Buy It From.

I'm Wondering If They Haven't Reported All The People With Ms, Because If All Of The Cases Were Reported, The Government Would Have To Step In And Give More Financial Aid To Us.

I Remember When We Did Our First Read-through, Sonny [bono] Looks At The Script And He Goes, "okay, I'll See You Guys Later. Chai-ay-oh!" And I Said, "it's Ciao! Aren't You Italian? C-i-a-o Doesn't Spell 'chai-ay-oh.'" Sonny's Dead, So He Won't Be Embarrassed If I Tell That Story.