Sandy: Boy, You Must Really Think I'm

You Can Be Diagnosed And Treated Early. And There Is Hope For The Future.

If There's Ever A Woman Who's Smart, Funny, Or Witty, People Are Afraid Of That, So They Don't Write That. They Only Write Parts For Women Where They Let Everything Be Steamrolled Over Them, Where They Let People Wipe Their Feet All Over Them.

There Were Symptoms That I Saw, And Though I Went To Many Doctors And Had Many Tests, No One Diagnosed Ms.

I've Always Had This American-pie Face That Would Get Work In Commercials... I'd Say Things Like, 'hi, Marge, How's Your Laundry?' And 'hi, I'm A Real Nice Georgia Peach.' Sometimes This Work Is One Step Above Being A Cocktail Waitress.

I Remember When We Did Our First Read-through, Sonny [bono] Looks At The Script And He Goes, "okay, I'll See You Guys Later. Chai-ay-oh!" And I Said, "it's Ciao! Aren't You Italian? C-i-a-o Doesn't Spell 'chai-ay-oh.'" Sonny's Dead, So He Won't Be Embarrassed If I Tell That Story.