Obviously Crime Pays, Or There'd Be No

A Liberal Is Someone Who Feels A Great Debt To His Fellow Man, Which Debt He Proposes To Pay Off With Your Money.

If You're Not A Target, You're A Failure.

If I Can Go From Burglar For The Government To Talk Show Host, You Can Go From Entertainer To Congressman.

Why Is It There Are So Many More Horses' Asses Than There Are Horses?

One Of The Biggest Lies In The World Is That Crime Doesn't Pay. Of Course, Crime Pays.