The Official Version Of Watergate Is As

My Last Fear, The Fear Of God, Died With My Faith.

Take, For Example, The African Jungle, The Home Of The Cheetah. On Whom Does The Cheetah Prey? The Old, The Sick, The Wounded, The Weak, The Very Young, But Never The Strong. Lesson: If You Would Not Be Prey, You Had Better Be Strong.

Why Is It There Are So Many More Horses' Asses Than There Are Horses?

You Get Rid Of The Fear Of Death By Understanding That It Is An Integral Fact Of Our Existence. You Do That Through Will And Reason.

Obviously Crime Pays, Or There'd Be No Crime.