Once You Start A War, You Have

The Official Version Of Watergate Is As Wrong As A Flat Earth Society Pamphlet.

Why Is It There Are So Many More Horses' Asses Than There Are Horses?

Obviously Crime Pays, Or There'd Be No Crime.

If The Bureau Of Alcohol, Tobacco And Firearms Insists Upon A Firefight, Give Them A Firefight. Just Remember, They're Wearing Flak Jackets And You're Better Off Shooting For The Head.

A Liberal Is Someone Who Feels A Great Debt To His Fellow Man, Which Debt He Proposes To Pay Off With Your Money.