Once You Start A War, You Have

My Last Fear, The Fear Of God, Died With My Faith.

The Press Is Like The Peculiar Uncle You Keep In The Attic - Just One Of Those Unfortunate Things.

The Soldiers Currently Manning Our Sophisticated Weaponry Have Room Temperature Iq's.

A Liberal Is Someone Who Feels A Great Debt To His Fellow Man, Which Debt He Proposes To Pay Off With Your Money.

Obviously Crime Pays, Or There'd Be No Crime.