Obviously Comedic Styles Do Change.

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

Hitler Really Ruined That Mustache For Everybody. It’s Really An Interesting Mustache, But Now, No One Can Wear It.

I Was Very Fortunate To Hook Up With Jerry In The First Place. The Network Was Already Committed To Doing Something With Him, So I Skipped A Couple Of Hundred Steps Right There.

I Once Stopped To Pick Up A Girl, And Then There Was This Creepy-looking Guy Standing Behind The Bushes Waiting To Jump Out And Get In, Too. So I Just Quickly Drove Away.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'