Obviously Comedic Styles Do Change.

I Defy Anyone To Produce Any Evidence That The Word 'happy' Has Ever Crossed My Lips. I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, 'happy.'

I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.

I'm Not Quite As Anonymous As I Was.

All Of A Sudden I Discovered That I'm Allergic To Caviar. It Was The Perfect Metaphor For My Life. When I Was Only Able To Afford Bad Caviar, I Could Certainly Eat My Fill Of It.

I Don't Like To Analyze My Music Too Much. It Just Comes Welling Up Out Of The Depths Of My Soul.