Obviously Comedic Styles Do Change.

A Date Is An Experience You Have With Another Person That Makes You Appreciate Being Alone

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"

If You Tell The Truth About How You're Feeling, It Becomes Funny.

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.

The Addition Of Nuts In Salad... I Always Find To Be Beneficial.